Ex-Boyfriend Manipulation 101

Ex-Boyfriend Manipulation 101

Some may say, “it’s a man’s world”. Well, is it really?

I am usually of the habit of giving out tips and tricks on how to win back some time with your ex girlfriend but for today’s post, I decided to change things up a bit. This one is for all the gorgeous ex-girlfriends out there who have probably chanced upon this article while searching for a good way to snag back the one that got away or the wild stallion that you just can’t seem to tame.

One thing I have learned from all my years of being a guy is that there are certain things that ANY girl can use to get a dude’s attention, particularly if they have recently split up. That’s right: there are actual surefire techniques available to any sassy woman with a little confidence to win back your man for another shot at “happily ever after”.

So, let me take you on a guide to manipulating your ex-boyfriend into coming back.

1. Sex

OK this one has got to be obvious. If there in one thing that men are hard-wired to NOT ignore it’s sex. In fact, I would say that it is almost impossible for dudes to not fall prey to a post-breakup romp after some time has passed, and in some cases even hours after shit goes down. I’ve seen how you girls can get pretty creative with this but usually the classic “just one last time” or “one for the road” lines work quite well. It works because guys really have no way to distinguish between their logical mind and their sexual urges, particularly when a member of the opposite sex is advancing upon them. All you have to do is get them alone somewhere and unleash the sultry vixen within you and before you know it, you’ll be fighting about all the same problems again… like you never even left!

2. Food

funny-girl-wish-boyfriend1Yeah, yeah it may seem cliche: the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. Well, it’s true. Guys love a great meal and when used correctly, it does soften-up even the “sternest” of dudes. After a fight, send him a pizza and ask the delivery guy to meet you down the road from his house and pay for it there. Then proceed to decorate the slices with some ketchup (or whatever condiment he likes) and write out “I’m sorry :(” in the cutest way you can think of. Yup, even something this simple can turn some of the biggest issues into the size of a gnat and you will be back into his arms, just like that.

3. Admitting you’re wrong

That’s right, sometimes girls can be pretty prideful. Yup, guys are also super full of themselves at times but if you made a stand out of pride and your ex-boyfriend dumped you because of it then maybe you should reevaluate the situation. The thing is that everyone has their moments and acting like an jerk, even though you didn’t mean it, hurts people. If you have done something wrong to someone, the quickest and easiest way to diffuse a situation is to call it out and admit that you screwed up. You won’t believe how many times this has satiated my own ill feelings towards someone, whether it was my girlfriend or not. Sometimes it truly is as simple as saying sorry and meaning it… or at least make it look like you mean it!

Conclusion

There you go ladies… 3 simple ways to manipulate your man back into your arms. Guys are really simple beasts. There is no use in complicating the issue. Just use one of the suggestions above and go with it!

Do you have any tips on how to win back a boyfriend after a breakup? Let us know in the comments below!

2 Super Easy Ways To Get Time With Your Ex

2 Super Easy Ways To Get Time With Your Ex

When your love life hits a slump, the natural feeling is to feel like there is little that you can actually do. In most situations when someone breaks it off with their partner, there is at least fair warning, but sometimes when it’s over, it’s just really over and at times you may even be caught by surprise!

Could you have avoided it? Maybe if you had done something different? Maybe all you need is one last chance to redeem yourself…

Whatever the case may be, you’re out on your own and she/he won’t have anything to do with you and there’s nothing you can do to change that, right? WRONG.

Here are 2 dead simple, actionable techniques you can use to get a little more time with your newly EX-significant other, even if they don’t want to have anything to do with you anymore.

NOTE: Considering the circumstances of your recent break-up a little “common sense” may be required, as these may or may not be practical ideas but I’ll let you figure out for yourself if these techniques may be appropriate to your own situation or not.

1. You left something at her place

A well-known classic that still hold true to modern standards. Who hasn’t left something after a drunken sleepover? In most situations, this is probably the easiest “in” that you can have without actually planning it in advance. Everyone forgets stuff all the time and it’s entirely plausible that you are really only getting in touch with your ex to reclaim some old particulars. Play your cards right and they will begrudgingly allow you a little contact time to gather your belongings (whatever they may be) even though they just ended the relationship. This gives you another chance to turn up the charm and look great when you do come over and possibly turn the tides in your favor. I can actually recount several items and personal belongings which I have left over at my ex’s place and were not just talking about some ruffled up underwear. Did you ever come by for a fun evening of cooking or even baking? How about the classic DVD/video game case? A missing PS4 controller? Get creative and find an old piece of stationary paper and write her a note dated several weeks ago that you had “hid for her to find one day” in her closet. Girls are suckers for anything hand-written, trust me!

2. You are close to her family

ex-gf-meme-5Another tried and tested technique would be to come over because you’re not really there to see her but to hang with her awesome brother or cousin. This throws her off-guard and gives you the element of surprise since you don’t necessarily have to ask for her permission whatsoever. It’s a free country, right? You can hang out with the people you want to hang out with, right? Is it a crime that you and her bro go way back? There will not be much that she can do about it and BOOM–there your are, in close proximity, looking and smelling great (hopefully, at least), reminding her of a time not long ago. For obvious reasons, there should be a relationship with the family member in mind before you try to do this. I found out the hard way that this is incredibly difficult to fake on the spot.

There, you go! This isn’t rocket science folks…

Getting some extra time with your ex before things dissolve completely is all about deniable plausability. Whether you’re just looking for some steamy ex-sex or you’re really hoping to work things out, it is essential to reestablish a connection as soon as possible after the split. You’ll be lowering your chances by waiting.

Do you have any great ideas to trick your ex into spending just a little bit more time with you? Share it with us in the comments below.

We Are Your New Shoulder To Cry On

We Are Your New Shoulder To Cry On

I once knew a girl… well, I thought I knew her.

Isn’t this always the case though? I’ve heard it time and time again: boy meets girl, boy falls in love with girl, girl strings him along as far as possible, boy leaves the rest of the world to be able to accommodate girl’s demands… on and on and on! All for what??

Let’s not forget how the story ends and that’s when girl leaves boy with his heart in his hands, broken into pieces with nothing left but regrets and friends he most probably abandoned. Thankfully most of mine had the sense to take me back!

If this sounds familiar, then this blog is for you. How-To-Get-Ex-Back.org is a site for all of you ex-lovers, ex-boyfriends and ex-girlfriends out there who have been left in the dark! There is little that is more painful than blatant rejection but what is good to know is that there is hope. And no, you don’t have to keep reading all the drama to get any insight into any of this. In fact, this site is here to literally teach you how to get that ex-special someone back into your arms.

Yes, you heard that right. There is a way back into his or her good graces! All you need to do is check out the different posts on this blog to get you started and if you now how to take a little advice and if you play your cards right, you’ll be back in his or her arms in no time.

This is what happened to me a few years ago and not only did I get back with my then-ex-girlfriend but I went an extra step and won her back so hard that I broke her heart in the process!

tumblr_lvrg6dAgRq1r78v67o1_500That’s right, I literally got her back and won her over so hard that it was frickin’ pathetic to watch her heart crumble as I finally got my chance to dump her instead. But that was me. If anyone is interested in how I did that, then you can let me know and I can write a post about it someday. For the meantime, this blog will be focused on the first part of that experience and I will give you good articles on how to get back with your ex.

As simple as it sounds, I’m sure that many of you know that this isn’t particularly easy to do, per se. Thankfully, I had revenge on my side and though that may not be what’s feeding your fire, it sure as hell fed mine and I have decided to bestow upon the readers of these humble pages some tried-and-true methods to get that beautiful ex back into your arms.

Call it my way of giving back to the world for all that this journey has brought me: revenge, fulfillment, satisfaction, a brand new smoking babe who actually deserves my time and effort… all of these and more could be yours if you’d only take some time to read up on some tips and techniques on how to get your ex back.

So, pull up a chair and read on if you are looking retribution! Might as well make yourself a glass of whiskey to drown your sorrows in while you’re at it because we won’t be needing any of that over here.

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